don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck


If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

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Some of my pics of the fireflies tonight :D
PS - I make firefly jewelry because I’m kind of obsessed with fireflies | Etsy shop |

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Beautiful Surreal Worlds

Photographer and retouch artist Erik Johansson produces remarkable illusions. 

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
— My mum (via gnarly)
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"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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im just an asshole with feelings

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